Definition of Insanity

 My car's dashboard is a magnet for junk. Everything gets thrown up there from mail to jewelry. This causes a problem when cornering. Everytime I speed around a little corner I'm trying to catch something. I then return it to it's proper spot on the dashboard and continue on with my journey. Ryan tells me that this is the definition of insanity. He says that I "keep doing the same thing, over and over, expecting different results."

I thought I was just being too lazy to clean my car.....

So I think about this 'definition' all the time. There is a girl at the gym that needs to hear these little words of wisdom.

I think she is paying $40 a month to read magazines. I don't know why I care, but it absolutely drives me crazy! She comes into the gym at about the same time that I do each morning. She fills up her water bottle, grabs a magazine and then heads for the awkward looking stair stepper thing. From there she BARELY moves on the stair stepper while DEVOURING her magazine. She also keeps her jaw completely slack so she looks pretty funny. I know I shouldn't make fun of people, but if you saw her as a cartoon drawing, you would also think it was hilarious.

only I think my drawing might have more life in her expression. This girl looks like the Scarlett Pimpernel when he sneaks the prince out of the tower....


Okay...that might be a little too far. She is somewhere inbetween. Seriously.

Enough making fun of her slack-jaw reading face. Back to my point.

Anyway....I've been going to the gym 5 times a week  for the past month. I feel like I've made noticeable changes with my body. I don't know how long this girl had been coming before I started, but she also has been in quite a bit, and I can't tell that she has changed in the least.

Wouldn't you get frustrated and stop coming? Or maybe try something new?

By golly, If I am going to go to the gym, I want RESULTS!

Last thing:
If anyone wants a good laugh in the morning, come on down to the gym. I'm determined to do a pull up and this morning you could have watched me hanging from the pull up bar while I DESPERATELY tried to get my puny weakling arms to pull me up.

I looked kind of like this but without the door frame. It was awesome:)